MERRY CHRISTMAS....

CHRIST HAS COME...

WALKING THE DOG?
A WOMAN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco.

Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to?Sacramento

along the way. The flight attendant explained that

there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted

to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board

in 50 minutes.?

Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was

blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and

could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye

dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her

throughout the entire flight.

He could also tell she had flown this very flight before

because the pilot approached her, and calling her by

name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost

an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?'

The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Buddy would

like to stretch his legs.'

Picture this:
All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill

when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane

with a Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses.

People scattered.?They not only tried to change planes,

but they were trying to change airlines!

True story... Have a great day and remember...


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...THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.

A DAY WITHOUT LAUGH IS A

DAY WASTED

We adore you...

I love this video...the girl on the left reminds me of my neice Keely...so pretty

hey ya'll

yea I'm still here...I just got my new computer and I am so playing with it. I love it...so far...I will have to see if I still love it later on. I still read everybody just been lazy about posting my self. Holidays are so hectic. I love this time of year tho...and this year seems more festive to me somehow...don't know why. Well just wanted to say hi to everyone and I will be back later...chow....

Times of difficulty in the last days...

1But understand this, that in the last days there will come times of difficulty.
2For people will be, lovers of self, lovers of money, proud, arrogant, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, heartless, unappeasable, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not loving good, treacherous, reckless,swollen with conceit,lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having the appearance of godliness, but denying its power...
Some of you will know this is from the book 2 Timothy in the bible. I f this does not describe the times we are living in now I don't know what will.
It also says men's hearts will fail them from fear. That is happening now. So I beseech you to trust in our provider and maker who promises to take good care of us.
Me personnally will testify that He has never let me down. If he has to drop it from the sky to provide for me then He will. I trust him I know He is able to do it. I know in whom I believe and that He is able to protect that which I have entrusted unto Him. I pray you will find Him today and believe in your heart's that even tho times are rough and may get rougher, stand strong in what you believe providing that you are believing in the truth.

People say you are what you eat but really we are what we believe. Hearing the word of God brings faith and feed's our spirit. So listen and read carefully what it say's and you will find peace in times of difficulty...peace out ya"ll

Hot dog here we go again...

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.



He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?'



The boy replied, 'What turkey?'



The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.'



The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!'



The game warden said, 'Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you.



If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If y ou break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?'



The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his BUTT and let him go!'



May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!




Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

I've been tagged

Ok I 've been tagged by Keely so here goes..

1. I turned 55 this week and I had a wonderful birthday. My husband made me dinner and even made me a birthday cake. He even cleaned up.

2. I am taking my great neice Jeri toher first movie tonight...Madagascar2 I heard it was halarious...Jeri is 2 so I hope she sits still...I think she will.

3. Boy now I am at a stump as to what else to write... I am cold and sad to see winter coming...I love warm (not Hot) weather. But I love snow.

4. I also love thanksgiving and Christmas. They are the only thing that is good about winter.

5. I like my job. 10 years as a lunchlady and I still like it. Don't ask me why.

6. I love my husband after 26 years of mariage...now I didn't say I always loved him.....you figure it out. Ok there it is now I guess I need to tagge someone else so I guess I will tag Tina...

Hope...

I know a lot of voter's are disappointed...I know I was, but that night as I was watching history being made in america, I felt the need to pray for our new president so I did. And every one who is a christian that I have talked to has said the smae thing.. The word of the Lord say's to pray for our leader's and so I will. This is the greatest country in the world because we are blessed of God. I will choose to believe that my God is still on the throne and He will take care of me and mine...always has and always will....so on we go...we live in exciting times and scarey times. I believe we are in the last days. With all the signs of the times goin on I feel it is time to look up for our redemption is drawing nigh...I'm looking up!

what more can I say?

Faith come's from hearing the word...my sister's a brother's if you are weak in your faith then the solution is simple...just read the word an hour a day and you will grow your faith' The gospel is so simple most christian's stumble over it's simplicity. Having the word in you is the key to victory. It is hard to believe if all you have done is feed your flesh. Feed your spirit. I am speaking by experience. People have always asked me how I have such great faith. When I was first born again for the first three years all I did was read the word. I have great faith because I believe and I recieve the truth of that word. So God bless ya in your reading and growing in faith.

I know MY redeemer lives...

Poor kitty..he's a mouse

Funny Videos

Science vs. God

'Let me explain the problem science has with Jesus Christ.' The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.

'You're a Christian, aren't you, son?'

'Yes sir,' the student says.

'So you believe in God?'

'Absolutely.'

'Is God good?'

'Sure! God's good.'

'Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?'

'Yes.'

'Are you good or evil?'

'The Bible says I'm evil.'

The professor grins knowingly. 'Aha! The Bible!' He considers for a moment.

'Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?'

'Yes sir, I would.'

'So you're good...!'
'I wouldn't say that.'

'But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't.'

The student does not answer, so the professor continues. 'He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?'

The student remains silent.

'No, you can't, can you?' the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax.

'Let's start again, young fella Is God good?'

'Er...yes,' the student says.

'Is Satan good?'

The student doesn't hesitate on this one. 'No.'

'Then where does Satan come from?'

The student : 'From...God...'

'That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?'

'Yes, sir.'

'Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?'

'Yes.'

'So who created evil?' The professor continued, 'If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil.'

Without allowing the student to answer, the professor continues: 'Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?'

The student: 'Yes.'

'So who created them?'

The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. 'Who created them? There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized.

'Tell me,' he continues onto another student. 'Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?'

The student's voice is confident: 'Yes, professor, I do.'

The old man stops pacing. 'Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?'

'No sir. I've never seen Him'

'Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?'

'No, sir, I have not.'

'Have you ever actually felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?'

'No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't.'

'Yet you still believe in him?'

'Yes.'

'According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?'

'Nothing,' the student replies. 'I only have my faith.'

'Yes, faith,' the professor repeats. 'And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence, only faith.'

The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of his own. 'Professor, is there such thing as heat?'

'Yes,' the professor replies. 'There's heat.'

'And is there such a thing as cold?'

'Yes, son, there's cold too.'

'No sir, there isn't.'

The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain.

'You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat,white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit up to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest -458 degrees. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.'

Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer.

'What about darkness, professor. Is there such a thing as darkness?'

'Yes,' the professor replies without hesitation. 'What is night if it isn't darkness?'

'You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light,
flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word. In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?'

The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester. 'So what point are you making, young man?'

'Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed.'

The professor's face cannot hide his surprise this time. 'Flawed? Can you explain how?'

'You are working on the premise of duality,' the student explains. 'You argue that there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it.'

'Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?'

'If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do'

'Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?'

The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed.

'Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavour, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?'

The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided.

'To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean.'

The student looks around the room. 'Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?' The class breaks out into laughter.

'Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt the professor's brain, touched or smelled the professor's brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir. So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?'

Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable.

Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. 'I guess you'll have to take them on faith.'

'Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith exists with life,' the student continues. 'Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?'

Now uncertain, the professor responds, 'Of course, there is. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil.'

To this the student replied, 'Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just
like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God.

God did not create evil.. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light.'

The professor sat down.

How to save on toilet paper

Work's for me...

Ok I need him to fix my printer..

this is interesting...

To All My Friends, this is long, but every important, please take the time to read it.

This election has me very worried. So many things to consider.
About a year ago I would have voted for Obama. I have changed my mind three times since than. I watch all the news channels, jumping from one to another. I must say this drives my husband crazy. But, I feel if you view MSNBC, CNN, and Fox News, you might get some middle ground to work with. About six months ago, I started thinking 'where did the money come from for Obama'. I have four daughters who went to College, and we were middle class, and money was tight.
We (including my girls) worked hard and there were lots of student loans.

I started looking into Obama's life.
Around 1979 Obama started college at Occidental in California . He is very open about his two years at Occidental, he tried all kinds of drugs and was wasting his time but, even though he had a brilliant mind, did not apply himself to his studies. 'Barry' (that was the name he used all his life) during this time had two roommates, Muhammad Hasan Chandoo and Wahid Hamid, both from Pakistan . During the summer of 1981, after his second year in college, he made a 'round the world' trip. Stopping to see his mother in Indonesia , next Hyderabad in India , three weeks in Karachi , Pakistan where he stayed with his roommate's family, then off to Africa to visit his father's family. My question - Where did he get the money for this trip? Nether I, nor any one of my children would have had money for a trip like this when they where in college. When he came back he started school at Columbia University in New York . It is at this time he wants everyone to call him Barack - not Barry.
Do you know what the tuition is at Columbia ? It's not cheap to say the least!
Where did he get money for tuition? Student Loans? Maybe. After Columbia , he went to Chicago to work as a Community Organizer for $12,000 a year. Why Chicago ? Why not New York ? He was already living in New York .

By 'chance' he met Antoin 'Tony' Rezko, born in Aleppo Syria , and a real estate developer in Chicago . Rezko has been convicted of fraud and bribery this year. Rezko, was named 'Entrepreneur of the Decade' by the Arab-American Business and Professional Association'. About two years later, Obama entered Harvard Law School . Do you have any idea what tuition is for Harvard Law School ? Where did he get the money for Law School ? More student loans?
After Law school, he went back to Chicago . Rezko offered him a job, which he turned down. But, he did take a job with Davis, Miner, Barnhill & Galland.
Guess what? They represented 'Rezar' which is Rezko's firm. Rezko was one of Obama's first major financial contributors when he ran for office in Chicago . In 2003, Rezko threw an early fundraiser for Obama which Chicago Tribune reporter David Mendelland claims was instrumental in providing Obama with 'seed money' for his U.S. Senate race. In 2005, Obama purchased a new home in Kenwoood District of Chicago for $1.65 million (less than asking price). With ALL those Student Loans - Where did he get the money for the property? On the same day Rezko's wife, Rita, purchased the adjoining empty lot for full price. The London Times reported that Nadhmi Auchi, an Iraqi-born Billionaire loaned Rezko $3.5 million three weeks before Obama's new home was purchased.
Obama met Nadhmi Auchi many times with Rezko.

Now, we have Obama running for President. Valerie Jarrett, was Michele Obama's boss. She is now Obama's chief advisor and he does not make any major decisions without talking to her first. Where was Jarrett born?
Ready for this? Shiraz , Iran ! Do we see a pattern here? Or am I going crazy?

On May 10, 2008 The Times reported, Robert Malley, advisor to Obama, was 'sacked' after the press found out he was having regular contacts with 'Hamas', which controls Gaza and is connected with Iran . This past week, buried in the back part of the papers, Iraqi newspapers reported that during Obama's visit to Iraq, he asked their leaders to do nothing about the war until after he is elected, and he will 'Take care of things'.

Oh, and by the way, remember the college roommates that where born in Pakistan ? They are in charge of all those 'small' Internet campaign contributions for Obama. Where is that money coming from? The poor and middle class in this country? Or could it be from the Middle East ?

And the final bit of news. On September 7, 2008, The Washington Times posted a verbal slip that was made on 'This Week' with George Stephanapoulos.
Obama on talking about his religion said, 'My Muslim faith'. When questioned, 'he made a mistake'. Some mistake!

All of the above information I got on line. If you would like to check it - Wikipedia, encyclopedia, Barack Obama; Tony Rezko; Valerie Jarrett:
Daily Times - Obama visited Pakistan in 1981; The Washington Times - September 7,
2008; The Times May 10, 2008.

Now the BIG question - If I found out all this information on my own, Why haven't all of our 'intelligent' members of the press been reporting this?
A phrase that keeps ringing in my ear - 'Beware of the enemy from within'!!!

Psalm 91...

Boy am I tired...I should go to bed but no here I am reading and writing blogs. I don't have much to write about these days. I know how to count my blessings. With all the gloom and doom on the news lately I keep waiting for the sky to fall. I am a blessed woman that nothing in my world has changed. I feel for the one's out there that are layed off and hurting. I know my peace comes from knowing a faithful God. He has never let me down. So I will pray for those less fortunate and pray for them to find peace in the midst of trial by leaning on the One who can bring you thru the fire. His name is Jesus.

Things are pretty boring here in lunch lady land...my hubby shot a deer today...for you guys who don't like hunting just ignore what I just wrote. We always eat our kill...but he was babying his 83 year old dad and just road hunting wihich means they ride all day and pray for a deer to jump in front of the truck and say shoot me. And...it happened...thank you Lord. His dad was thrilled..it might be his last year of hunting. So they were glad and now I have stinky heart and liver soaking in my fridge. yuk...oh well.. I hope you guys are have a great fall. I love the fall colors...they make me happy. The cool wheather is great. I love fall and spring. I also love snow and then I wish it would melt and be summer...Ha. I know I am crazy.

Good advice...

The sign's are all there....

I heard about a man who shot his whole family yesterday on CNN...his note said it was because of the financial crisis going on...The bible said in the last days men's heart's would fail them for fear...boy are we seeing that come to pass. Bible prophesy is being fulfilled one by one and we are watching it. So please get your heart's in line with God's word. And that is easy ..."if you confess Jesus with your mouth and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead then you will be saved...for confession is made unto salvation. I sure hope all of you who read this have done this and if you have you will be ok.

I miss you .....

My big brother David went home to be with the Lord today...I am sad...Heaven is filling up with my loved one's...so this is for my Gearlynn...Daddy.. Moma.. and now my brother....untill we meet again..

Remember?

God is bigger then the boogie man...

Not much happening here..just working long hours and that makes it hard
to blog. so I am checking in and letting you all know that I am still here
but I am busy right now. I still read all your blogs and enjoy them. So hang in
there with me I will be back for more later....

I didn't vote for him..but this ain't too bad...

Got cha...

Las Vegas Churches
accept gambling chips




THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE
TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN
LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES
THAN CASINOS.

NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.

SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS..

THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.
THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.






YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING DID YOU ?

'When I get out, someone's gonna DIE!'

GOOD MORNING
My face in the mirror
Isn't wrinkled or drawn.
My house isn't dirty..
The cobwebs are gone.
My garden looks lovely
And so does my lawn.
I think I might never

put my glasses back on...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LERLY...

Today is my sister Lerilynn's birthday...I love my big sis...she was a teenage mother. Had all three kids before she was 20 and I use to go to her house when I was little and spend the weekend. She was a good mom ...I probably learned my mothering skills from those early years of spending time watching her. She would discipline her oldest Jerome and he would curl up his little lip and it would break my heart. She would tell me "don't you dare love on him when I discipline him...so I would wait till she walked out of the room and I would pounce on that kid and love him to bits. She never did catch me but I think she knew what I was doing all along. She would cook macaroni and cheese and I loved it. She always made sausage gravy for breakfast in the morning and man did I ever eat my heart out. Love her...but one of my fondest memories of her and spending time there was how she would put on rock and roll music and dance. No body in our family could dance like lerly...I wanted to be like her so bad. But I never could dance like her. So lerly I just wanted to tell you how much you mean to me and how much I learned from you and just how special you really are.
I miss you alot. So I pray you will have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Always wear clean underwear......

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working
under
your vehicle...

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story
of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to
have
their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife
to carry
on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife
returned
later to see a small group of people near the car.

On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding
from under
the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of
underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped
forward,
quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back
into
place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and
found
herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his
forehead.....

It's harvest time

This years harvest is so sweet...I love the fall...thanks to lerly and the canner she left me I have done 17 quarts of peaches...thanks lerly I love ya. Happy harvest to all of ya...

look a likes

got this in my mail and had to post it..too funny

Age by Walmart

> >
> > You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are hot and sweaty, covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit - shorts with the hole in crotch, old T-shirt with a stain from who knows what, and an old pair of tennis shoes. Right in the middle of this great home improvement project you realize you need to run to Wal-Mart to get something to help complete the job.
> >
> > Depending on your age you might do the following:
> >
> > In your 20's:
> >
> > Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, blow dry your hair, brush your teeth, floss, and put on clean clothes. Check yourself in the mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite cologne because you never know, you just might meet some hot chick while standing in the checkout lane. You went to school with the pretty girl running the register.
> >
> > In your 30's:
> >
> > Stop what you are doing, put on clean shorts and shirt. Change shoes. You married the hot chick so no need for much else. Wash your hands and comb your hair. Check yourself in the mirror. Still got it. Add a shot of your favorite cologne to cover the smell. The cute girl running the register is the kid sister to someone you went to school with.
> >
> > In your 40's:
> >
> > Stop what you are doing. Put a sweatshirt that is long enough to cover the hole in the crotch of your shorts. Put on different shoes and a hat. Wash your hands. Your bottle of Brute Cologne is almost empty so you don't want to waste any of it on a trip to Wal-Mart. Check yourself in the mirror and do more sucking in than flexing. The spicy young thing running the register is your daughter's age and you feel weird thinking she is spicy.
> >
> > In your 50's:
> >
> > Stop what you are doing. Put a hat on, wipe the dirt off your hands onto your shirt. Change shoes because you don't want to get dirt in your new sports car. Check yourself in the mirror and you swear not to wear that shirt anymore because it makes you look fat. The cutie running the register smiles when she sees you coming and you think you still have it. Then you remember the hat you have on is from Buddy's Bait & Beer Bar and it says, 'I Got Worms.'
> >
> > In your 60's:
> >
> > Stop what you are doing. No need for a hat anymore. Hose the dog poop off your shoes. The mirror was shattered when you were in your 50's. You hope you have underwear on so nothing hangs out the hole in you pants. The girl running the register may be cute, but you don't have your glasses on so you are not sure.
> >
> > In your 70's:
> >
> > Stop what you are doing. Wait to go to Wal-Mart until they have your prescriptions ready, too. Don't even notice the dog poop on your shoes. The young thing at the register smiles at you because you remind her of her grandfather.
> >
> > In your 80's:
> >
> > Stop what you are doing. Start again. Then stop again. Now you remember you needed to go to Wal-Mart. Go to Wal-Mart and wander around trying to think what it is you are looking for. Fart out loud and you think someone called out your name. You went to school with the old lady who greeted you at the front door.

what can I say?

Some day's are just not good.....


I hope your's are....

Sunset

I took these pics last nite in my back yard...lovely Idaho sunset..

this is neat....

My life as a lunchlady

Yes the wo's of a lunch lady are many...the first week was very long and crazy...my main boss had a heart attack and is goin in for double by pass...he blamed it on the middle school. He said he did not invite me to the lunch lady meeting this summer because he heard I was in rehab...and he also calls me a hobbit. Now how is that for work harrassment? So off he goes for a double by pass and I did not pray for that to happen. Nope not me. Then my boss in the kitchen had back surgery this summer so she is absent for the first day's fun. The cook one take's her place and my sis nell takes her place, and you all see how that work's we all cover oneanother. Well the 3d day the cook one moves to another school cause their manager up's and quits. So now we have our manager and her sore back, back in our kitchen and she brought her daughter to be our new cook one. And you guy's thought being a lunch lady was boring. Well I can just tell you it is not. We are working our butt's off literally mine is no where to be found but that is a good thing. I was glad to loose it cause it had grown a little this summer with all the munchies goin down....oh sorry I got carried away. No my butt is still here, but my feet well they could use a rub about now but you know that ain't happening....and poor nell well she is still hanging in there..bless her little pea picking heart. One tough lady that one is. ok I guess I have whined enough for the first week I will have more to whine about the second week so give a big shout out to all the lunch lady's who feed your kid's...we need it.

Attitude is everything

Live simply,
Love generously,
Care deeply,
Speak kindly.......


Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...



It's about learning to dance in the rain.

My inner healing

This is a story that happened to me around 24 years ago. I was newly married and having a lot of trouble with my new life. So my mom in law fixed me up with some ladies in the church who did counseling. I thought it was marriage counseling and I guess it was that and more. So I went and these 2 ladies had me sit and asked me some simple questions about my life and nothing about my marriage , which I thought was strange, but I still answered them. Then they said well we are going to just pray for a minute and so they did. Now I am pentecostal and those of you who have no idea what that is I will tell you what it means. I believe in the bible as a whole truth...nothing has passed away with the apostle's. I am filled with the Holy Spirit with the evidence of speaking in other tongues. I pray in a heavenly language which I recieved from God after asking for it. So these women started praying in their prayer languges and I just sat there. I started to feel the over whelming urge to cry. I said to them I am going to cry and they said that is ok and that they would cry with me. I did not know why I was crying. I always do when I am worshiping God so I figured it was just that. That his spirit was on the scene. They kept praying and then they started to say what they were hearing from the Lord.
Now this is real heavy so bare with me.
They said I see your father and mother talking about you when you were concieved. My parents already had 4 children my dad had 5. I am the baby. My mom said I can't have anymore so you had better do something. My dad talked to someone and got the big idea to have my mom sit in a tub filled with hot water and take castor oil and this is suppose to abort the baby. So they did. While they were telling me all this I was crying so hard I could barely hear them. The Lord was healing my rejection in my heart. Inner healing has to do with forgiveness. I always loved my parents but had always felt rejected by them but never knew why. They divorced when I was 3 and my granmother raised me. But I loved my mom and dad cause they always did the best they could and were never mean to me. So the ladies lead me thru instances in my life and we would pray forgiveness paryers in each instance. So when they were done I stopped crying and felt like a load of bricks had been released from me. I went home and was a changed person from that day on. I called my sister in Tenn. and told her what had happended. I did not have the guts to talk to my mom about it. I did not want to upset her. But my sister did tell her and my mom said...that had to be God because I never have told anyone about that and it happened just like they said. So I waited a week or so before I called her...and what she said to me was this...when I realized I was goin to have you...meaning the tub did not work...I prayed to God to give me a blonde haired blue eyeed baby. All my brother's and sister's are all brown haired with brown eye's. And yes I was born with blonde hair and blue eye's which turned hazel. This whole inner healing changed my relationship with my mom and me and she gave her life to the LORD. Now people that is an awesome God we serve. I sure hope this little story will help you all know that everything in life is spiritual. We serve an awesome God who know's all things and is concerned with every aspect of our lives.

Don't let me miss the Glory

We went to the Gaither's the other nite and they showed this video by Gordon Mote...he is their piano player and he is blind....made me cry

What is up with men and camera's

.Ok here we are at beautiful seaside and we are walking on the beach and I ask my hubby if he would take a picture of me walking on the beach. He so kindly say's yes. I hand him the camera and he points it at me and did not say a word, so I just started to walk away kind of slow waiting to hear him say ok I got it. Well I never hear anything so I figured I had better stop walking before I walk right into the ocean. I turn around and just stand there looking at him and ask did you get it? He say's nothing just keeps pointing the thing at me and I think well I had better start walking again so I take a few more steps and think to myself a ignoramus could have taken it by now. Well I stopped and turned again and he just lowers the camera and say's he got it. So get ready cause here are the 2 pictures he took. Now don't laugh too hard you might pee your pants.




Ok the first one is where I stopped and asked did you get it and I got no response...obviously he waited for me to turn around to take the picture...me walking away just confused him.

Then he decides to zoom in cause I guess he thought a picture of me walking was just too weird so he gets a close up with no legs. Go fugure. Well I will just have to go back to seaside for another try...Yea only next time I will find someone else to take the pic..

I'm back.....

I've been so stinking busy since I got home from the coast I haven't had time to write. Tommorrow is first day back at work and it is goin to be rough to go back. But been kinda bored so I am glad to be goin back. Had much fun at seaside. I love that place and so does Kelli Jean hua?....I love walking around and no matter what the weather is you are still having fun. I will post more pics later...chow I took this one that last nite there...

Off to seaside

Hey ya'll I'm off for a week to seaside....will post pic's when I return...hope you all have a great week...chow....

oh woe is me...

Yep it's that time of year....for me summer is over...back to school...work...the whole shabang. Oh well the good side of it is I get paid for it...yea. Now trust me you have to be nice to the lunch lady's cause they do have access to knive's. Not that I would ever hurt a child but I do work at the High school so they are really not children just little adults. No all kiddding aside believe it or not I have never had a bad result with any kids in 10 years. I like them maybe that is why they don't bug me. And of course I am giving them food so maybe that is why they like me...hum....I wonder...

Ever had a bad day cause of yur computer....

Thought for the day...

2Pet. 1:3

If you don't have all things that are available thru Christ working in you right now, then you have a knowledge problem.

meaning....In the spirit we already have all things pertaining to Godliness and power in us thru Christ...we just have to renew our minds to be able to get it out of us to work for us...or should I say work thru us.

Think about it

What a talent. I can't even imagine doing this much work on a beach. Nope when I'm on a beach all I can muster up is a good snooze. I love watching the water...it is hypnotizing. Walking in the sand is too much effort. Boy it sounds like I am lazy...but really at the beach I am. I am working on a post that is pretty amazing. It is something that happened to me years ago. It really changed my life. I will post it soon. Tomorrow I am goin to my brother's house to help him with his new toy. He is restoring an old ford 77 truck. He has got some talent in that area...I will post some pics when he is done. Ok guy's talk at cha later.....

Some things about me...

Got this from my neice...decided to post instead of email..
Welcome to the 2008 edition of getting to know your friends.
1. What time did you get up this morning???9:30
2. Diamonds or Pearls??? Diamonds
3. What 2 things do you always have with you???keys/purse
4. What is your favorite TV show??? American Idol
5. What do you usually have for breakfast???oatmeal
6. What is your favorite book??? bible
7. What is your middle name???? marie
8. What food do you dislike???? raspberrys
9. What is your favorite CD??? lots
10.What type of car do you drive??? camrey
11.Favorite sandwich??? philly
12.What characteristic do you despise??? arogance
13.Favorite item of clothing??? lounge pants
14.If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go??? bahamas
15.What color is your bathroom??? Blue
16.Favorite brand of clothing??? don't know
17.Where would you like retire to??? the ocean
18.What was your most recent memorable birthday??? my last one..i'm still here
23.Favorite saying???? Praise the Lord
24.When is your birthday??? 11/12
25.Are you a morning person or a night person??? I'm a nite person
26.What is your shoe size? 6-1/2
27.Pets??? cat & dog
28.What did you want to be when you were little??? a mommy
29.How are you today???? blessed
30.What is your favorite candy??? snickers-today
31.What is your favorite flower???? hydrangha
32.What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to??? christmas
33.What is the last thing you ate??? toast&orange juice
34.What are you listening to right now????? christian tv
35.If you were a crayon, what color would you be???? aqua blue
36.How is the weather right now?? 'bout 75
37.Last person you spoke to on the phone??? greg
38.Do you like the person who sent this to you??? yes
39.Favorite soft drink??? coke
40.Favorite restaurant?? italian
41.Hair color??? blonde/gray
42.Sibling(s).? 2 sisters, 3 brothers
43.Favorite day of the year??? vacation days
44.What was your favorite toy as a child??? kitty cats
45.Favorite Season? fall/spring
46.Hugs or kisses??? hugs
47.Chocolate or Vanilla??? chocolate
49.When was the last time you cried??? Sat.over my neice in heaven
50.What is under your bed??? dust
51.Who is the friend you have had the longest??? hubby..most of the time
52.Favorite smell??? old spice
53.What are you afraid of??? flying
54.Plain, butter or salted popcorn??? butter
55. How many keys on your key ring???? too many
56. How many years at your current job??? 10
57. Favorite day of the week????? friday
58.How many towns have you lived in???? probably 6
59. Do you make friends easily?? not really

some fun pics

I thought these pics were funny....I love the last one....

Oh mama....

Went to see Mama mia yesterday and it was great....totaly a chick flick. My sis ter and I really enjoyed it. My husband would have hung himself. so needless to say I left him home...so if you want to have a good time go and see mama mia. talk later..

Ever wonder Why?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Redneck swing

My sis sent me this in an email...Halarious.. I am from the south but I think I would draw the line here..I just had to post it...been a busy Sat. I decided to switch my tv room around and so I did...I love it..and yes I am tired..did it all by myself. I work better alone..hubbey is good but gets in my way. Wish I had his muscles tho, hope you guys had a good week...later...

The redhead...

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by
drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'
'No,' she replies. . .
She says:
'You just happened to catch my eye.'