Always wear clean underwear......

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working
under
your vehicle...

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story
of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to
have
their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife
to carry
on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife
returned
later to see a small group of people near the car.

On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding
from under
the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of
underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped
forward,
quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back
into
place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and
found
herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his
forehead.....