10 WAYS TO KNOW IF
YOU HAVE 'ESTROGEN ISSUES'

1. Everyone
around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your
cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4.
Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your
cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: 'How's my driving-call
1- 800-'.
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting
practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from 'outer
space.'
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10.
The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.