Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: The winner of a hide and seek game.
What do you get when you cross a Pit Bull with Lassie?
-- A dog that rips your leg off and then runs for help!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you later.
Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?
Why are great girlfriends hard to find?
Because the right girls are like parking spaces - all the best ones are taken and the ones available are handicapped.
My girlfriend walked into a shop to buy curtains.
She went up to the salesman and said, "I want those curtains in pink, the size of my computer screen.
The salesman said, "Computers don't need curtains."
My girlfriend said, "Hellooo, I have windows!"
2 comments:
So... how DO you keep an idiot in suspense? LOLOLOLOL
That last one made me shake my head.
I have a true one for you...
When my hubby was married to his ex, he bought her a canister of Almond Roca. She was eating and said "I wonder what kinda nuts these are covered in!"
LOL that is funny...wonder why she's the ex? Ha
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