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WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK...
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>
> I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
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> A half-gallon of 2% milk
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> A carton of eggs
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> A quart of orange juice
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> A head of lettuce
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> A 2 lb. can of coffee
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> A 1 lb. package of bacon
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> As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check
> out, an obviously drunk man was standing behind me watching
> as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the
> cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly
> stated, 'You must be single.'
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>
> I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was
> intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was
> indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and
> saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that
> could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
>
>
> Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you
> know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did
> you know that?'
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>
>
> The drunk replied, ''Cause you're ugly"

Well had the day off today...yea a Tuesday off...went to see benjamin button...strange movie ...but I did enjoy it...where do people get this stuff...well american idol did not let me down. The freaks are coming out in droves. I think it is just getting started...the crazy's are getting weirder. have to go get ready for work...ok Tina where is my new layout?

2009

Well it was back to work for this lunch lady and let me tell ya it wasn't any fun. Monday came in with a bang. It snowed last night and I mean 6 inches and I was sure we would have a snow day...but noooo. But I made it and before I know it, it will be summer. I am excited because tonite the new bachelor starts. I watched this poor guy get his heart ripped out last show. I was so rooting for him but the crazy gal picked the crazy scater dude and then she goes and ripped his heart out. Man it was crazy. So I am so hopeing he finds true love this time. He is such a cutie. I am a romantic and it really comes out when I watch shows like this one. Lost is starting up soon and yes I am going to watch it again and yes I am still LOST with them. I love the show even tho it gives me a headache. This season they have to go back to the island and get lost again...so funny. And of course it is American Idol month..what can I say I am a fan. Have gone to 2 concerts but the ones I wanted to go to did not come here. Don't know why they can't be consistent. Oh well got to see Jordan Sparks and she was fantastic. Well gotta go for now hope everyone had a great first Monday of 2009.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Well it is 2009 and I have to admit I really can't believe it is 2009. I know every one usually makes resolutions. I have never been the kind to do that. Probably because I knew I would probably fail. So just don't do it and y0u won't have to worry about it. Well this year I am not so much making a resolution as I am make my self aware of the need to grow more spiritual than I have ever been. That is my goal. I want more of the Lord in my life. I need the peace that it brings. So how am I gonna do this you ask? I will pray more and read more and meditate more and just plain ole be still and know that He is God. I hope and pray that you will make the most of the time we have left in this ole world because you would have to have your head stuck in the sand to not realize how bad things are getting. This old world is wearing out. Yea I know that sounds not too good but I really feel that is the case. I know we might have 20 years left but I am not feeling that is so. Oh well that is my feelings about it. The word says to act like you have 20 years abut be ready in case He comes tonite. Just believe on the Lord and you shall be saved. Love you guys and hope you havea wonderful New Year.